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Post  Libby on Sat 17 Dec 2011 - 19:35

Q: What do you say to an angry witch?
A: Ribbit

Q: What's the best thing about Pagan friends?
A: They worship the ground you walk on.

Q: How can you tell a blonde pagan closed the circle?
A: There's white-out on the floor

Q: Why do witches use Brooms?
A: Because nature abhors a vacuum.

Q: What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
A: A Self-Cleaning Coven

Q: What happens when a Ceremonial Magician gets angry?
A: He goes Qua-ballistic.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?
A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there.

A skeptic goes in to see a fortune teller. "You are the father of 2 children," the fortune teller says. "That's what you think! I'm the father of 3 children!," says the man. "That's what you think," says the fortune teller.

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Post  Shadow on Sun 1 Jan 2012 - 19:56

Very good lol! keep them coming
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Post  LyxisMorgan on Tue 24 Jul 2012 - 17:22

What do you get When you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Druid Mathematician?
Someone who worships the square roots of the tree that is not there.

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