God Created Cat
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God Created Cat
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals of the
earth; especially the salmon; to serve as potential food for the cat. and the cat said that it was GOOD
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that
man could labour for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created Catnip to give the cat something to do while man was busy, he also created malt to help with the fur balls.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science
to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had
to scoop the litterbox.
On the eighth day God created the dog so the cat would have something to tease.
(by Anon)
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals of the
earth; especially the salmon; to serve as potential food for the cat. and the cat said that it was GOOD
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that
man could labour for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created Catnip to give the cat something to do while man was busy, he also created malt to help with the fur balls.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science
to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had
to scoop the litterbox.
On the eighth day God created the dog so the cat would have something to tease.
(by Anon)
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