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The Chav's Prayer

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The Chav's Prayer

Post  LyxisMorgan on Mon 19 Dec 2011 - 13:37


Our Father who art in prison,
Even Mum knows not his name.
Thy Chavdom come,
You'll read The Sun,
In Plymouth which is in Devon.
Give us this day,
Our Welfare bread,
And forgive us our ASBOs,
As we happy slap those
That got ASBOs against us.
Lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free housing.
For thine is the Chavdom,
The Burberry and Barcardi.
Forever and ever.... Innit

(by Anon)

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