The Chav's Prayer

THE CHAVS PRAYER

Our Father who art in prison,
Even Mum knows not his name.
Thy Chavdom come,
You'll read The Sun,
In Plymouth which is in Devon.
Give us this day,
Our Welfare bread,
And forgive us our ASBOs,
As we happy slap those
That got ASBOs against us.
Lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free housing.
For thine is the Chavdom,
The Burberry and Barcardi.
Forever and ever.... Innit


(by Anon)

My sister sent this to me from her mobile but I have no idea who really thought of it...