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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things:
1) Religion
2)Sexuality
3) mystery
Below is the only A+ Short story in the entire class:
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

Fainthearted animals move about in herds. The lion walks alone in the desert. Let the poet always walk thus.
~Author : Alfred Victor Vigny


I aim to make everyone smile (or Laugh) and thus make myself happy.