Faunus The Roman Got God

Faunus the Roman Goat-God
sung to "Rudoph the red nosed raindeer"

Please note: This version of the song may offend a few people as it contains a few words that may be considered offensive.

Faunus the Roman Goat-God
Had a very rigid prick
And if you ever saw it
You would say it's quite a trick
All the other deities
Used to leer suggestively
They always wanted Faunus
To Join in the revelry

Then one frosty Saturnal
Juno made this call
"Faunus since you're hung so well,
Won't you ring my solstice bell?"
Then all the others pouted
And they muttered jealously
"Faunus, the Roman goat-god
Better save a turn for me!"

(by Pagan Yule Carols songbook)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ojk5r7tU6U << Follow the link for a version of this song on You Tube as sung by Karina Skye