Quotes from famous People - Funny

**LyxisMorgan** Tue 24 May 2011 - 2:45

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Jim Henson

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
— Dr. Seuss

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
— Thomas A. Edison

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
— Terry Pratchett (Diggers)